General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how

結構前のネタのようだが面白かったのでめも

GMにヘルプデスクがあったら。
http://www.michaelclark.name/jokes/computer/general_motors_helpline.shtml

HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"
HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"
CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?"
HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine."
CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?"

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